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[ichoosefight]

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[ichoosefight]

I can't tell them what to expect because I never know what to expect, you know?

[tucky]

I tell 'em that. That anything can happen.

A lot of 'em end up hating it and wanting to blow it up, anyway.

[ichoosefight]

I get the urge to blow stuff up, honestly.

I just wouldn't do it to my three favorite places on the barge.

[tucky]

Alfie blew up his own kitchen, too.

[ichoosefight]

Seriously! What an asshat.

[tucky]

A fucking asshat.

He's real smart, though; he wouldn't've not realized what he was doing. He must've decided it was worth it.

[ichoosefight]

That or he's feeling suicidal.

[tucky]

Nah. He didn't get caught up in it.

[ichoosefight]

Not like that. I mean, you know when people get really depressed, they start giving away all their belongings? Or throwing them away, I guess.

[tucky]

He ain't like that.

[ichoosefight]

I wouldn't know.

[tucky]

I talk to him. He's pissed off; he ain't depressed.

[ichoosefight]

Then I guess it's more like a child throwing a tantrum.

[tucky]

No, it's not like that at all.

[ichoosefight]

Then what is it like?

[tucky]

Like a guy who got kidnapped and is pissed off about it.

He's a fucking douche, but he ain't a child.

[ichoosefight]

He's mad, so he takes it out on everyone else by blowing up stuff in a manner that's completely counterproductive. That's basically the definition of a tantrum.

[tucky]

It's counterproductive to you.

[ichoosefight]

In what universe is blowing up your own kitchen productive?

[tucky]

Well, he hates wardens, right? Anybody can see that. Attacking wardens is productive to him.

[ichoosefight]

Still seems childish to me.

[tucky]

You got a weird definition of childish.

[ichoosefight]

I could say the same to you.

[tucky]

You ever even talk to the guy?

[ichoosefight]

What does that have to do with what I consider childish?