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So which one of you lovely people beat up my dad bad enough for him to wind up in the infirmary?

[ She is obviously not displeased. ]

I owe you a hug, at the very least. Both legs. Somebody tell me you left him to crawl to the infirmary on hands and knees.

[ Private to Bruce, Dick, and Tim ]

[ But now her face falls into a combination of annoyance and concern. ]

Please tell me one of you has my Batgirl suit.

Current Mood: pleased
Current Location: her room

[ Filtered away from Wardens, voice, to be deleted after a deal is made ]

Alright, which of you bozos know my daughter, Stephanie? Step right up, I don't bite. In fact, I may even have an offer for you. Goes double if you've got something against Gotham's little 'bat infestation'.

[ Private to Sylar, Hoffman, and Franklin, separately ]

I don't know if you're here or if your mommy's come to take your place, but you stay the hell away from my daughter. I've got bigger, better things planned for her than the likes of you.

[ Private to Batman, long after he's talked to the inmates ]

You're a bastard, I hope you know that.

[ And a private note for Stephanie ]

After all these years, and you still haven't learned your lesson? It's cute that you're trying to 'redeem' people like your dear old dad, but it's about damn time you lived in the real world, Stephanie. These vigilantes you're so fond of can't protect you, and you sure as shit can't protect yourself. So then who's left to protect your dear old mom when you're dead and gone, Batgirl?

[ The audio feed begins innocently enough, with this lovely song playing directly from Steph's headphones into the communicator. Somewhere around a minute and a half in, things turn sour. It starts with a cough. Well, more like:

COUGH HACK COUGH COUGH BANG as a head hits a headboard and a small YELP of pain, jumbling sounds as the headphones and communicator fall CRASH as they hit the floor, a mooooaaaaan and the music continues in the background, now sounding significantly further away.

The song ends and another one is beginning by the time Steph reaches down to turn it off and pick up the communicator. ]

Sorry about that. As much as I hate to admit it, I think Crane was [ COUGH HACK COUGH ] right about the mistletoe. Making people sick, I mean. So... Admiral... maybe it's time to put the stuff away? Or at least... turn it off or something. [ There's quiet (but for a few coughs) for a minute as Steph forgets that the thing is on. ]

Mmmmmm. Huh? Oh, forgot to..... [ She trails off, but eventually turns off the feed. ]

Current Mood: feverish
Current Location: her room

[ She's trying so very hard to look smug despite the nausea. ]

Today marks the end of my third week here, death free. Pay up, Crane.

[ Filtered away from Crane ]

Being sick doesn't count away from my victory, does it? And while we're on the subject, does anybody have tylenol?

[ No really, she looks awful. Green around the gills awful. She just... hasn't quite figured it out yet. Herpa derp. ]

Current Mood: nauseated
Current Location: her room

Hi, err, everybody. I'm guessing I should introduce myself, right?

I'm Stephanie Brown, new warden on the block. I'm guessing the actual wardening part will come later? Anyway, there's not much else to say about me. So... nice to meet you all, I guess.

Current Mood: optimistic

Standing on the rooftops, everybody scream your heart out!

If it all ends now, I'm set.

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