53 - Video - I don't have flowers, but I do have chocolate

[ichoosefight]

So which one of you lovely people beat up my dad bad enough for him to wind up in the infirmary?

[ She is obviously not displeased. ]

I owe you a hug, at the very least. Both legs. Somebody tell me you left him to crawl to the infirmary on hands and knees.

[ Private to Bruce, Dick, and Tim ]

[ But now her face falls into a combination of annoyance and concern. ]

Please tell me one of you has my Batgirl suit.

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[Private]

[peektuttut]

I don't have it. There's no record in your journal?

[Private]

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

None. Just a creepy message from my dad and a conspicuously missing backpack.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Great. I don't think my dad talked to him at all.

[Private]

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Wait, crap! He gave it to Crane.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

You're kidding me.

[Private + Eames]

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

For some rather bizarre reason your father gave me a bag of your things. I'm assuming that you'd like it back?

[Private + Eames]

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Um, yes. Please. Did you look inside it?

[Private + Eames]

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

No. [He really didn't.] I don't particularly care what's in there. This is more or less a warden-inmate activity from my end of things and I'm relatively sure that going through your bag isn't something that Eames would approve of.

[Private + Eames]

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Thankyouthankyouthankyou. I take back every mean thing I said about you.

[Private + Eames]

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Like that time where you implied that I was never leaving the barge? Because thinking of that makes me consider the option of leaving the bag somewhere on the barge. I'm sure that you'd find it eventually.

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[fivestepsahead.livejournal.com]

Did you find out who has it?

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Yeah. And I may have to send Eames and Crane flowers.

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[fivestepsahead.livejournal.com]

[ ... Of all the people. She's lucky. ]

Don't. He'll think it's poisoned. [ Meaning Crane. ]

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised he didn't think the backpack was poisoned.

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[fivestepsahead.livejournal.com]

It's why he didn't open it. It's afraid whatever it is inside would poison him.

[bigbad]

Daddy issues, huh?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Did you get a chance to talk to him?

[bigbad]

No, I was busy not being there. Doesn't look like my dear old mum got a word in either.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Lucky her.

[bigbad]

Not exactly the salt of the Earth, I take it?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

...

You're welcome.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

What'd he do, anyway?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

He called me 'doll-face' and I gave him a totally reasonable ultimatum about what I'd do if he did it again.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

...Not quite as bad as I was expecting, but I'll take it.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Whatever, if I'd waited for a proportionate reason to break a guy's legs I wouldn't be an Inmate.

That's a 'yes' on the hands and knees, by the way.