08 - Video - Winning bets shouldn't make you feel sick

[ichoosefight]

[ She's trying so very hard to look smug despite the nausea. ]

Today marks the end of my third week here, death free. Pay up, Crane.

[ Filtered away from Crane ]

Being sick doesn't count away from my victory, does it? And while we're on the subject, does anybody have tylenol?

[ No really, she looks awful. Green around the gills awful. She just... hasn't quite figured it out yet. Herpa derp. ]

Comments

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You do realize that I didn't actually say that I'd give you anything in particular? You should consider not dying its own reward.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I know, I just wanted to point it out.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Marvelous. Having fun with your petty games, are you?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Always! Aren't you?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

No, I'm afraid I'm too busy having such fun with the death toll.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I guess it's true what they say about karma.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I fail to understand how I deserved to die. That's a little cold to hear from a warden.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I didn't say you deserved to die, just that bad things happen to people who do bad things.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid that adds up to much the same thing. Do you often wish that people were dead?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Only when they've ruined my life. You're in the clear, as it happens.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Does that really justify murder? You may think that a professor who failed you on a test, preventing your graduation 'ruined your life'. Would you kill them?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Nothing justifies murder, but you can't really control little wishes like that. Failing a test doesn't even begin to fit the bill for me.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Which implies that worse things have happened to you. Care to share?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

With you? Never.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be concerned. Your answer says enough as it is.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Keep your greasy mitts off of my personal history, Crane.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

It seems a bit unfair that you could just ask my warden for my file, while I don't have the equivalent option to see your warden history.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I don't do that.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that you don't.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

It's just part of your punishment. You should have thought of that before you started terrorizing people.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Yes, next time I'll try to keep in mind my chances of being imprisoned on a magical space barge.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Is this place seriously worse than prison for you?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, I never died in prison. Here it seems to happen every six months or so.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

That's actually kind of impressive.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Impressive in terms of a successful survival rate or an unsuccessful one?