15 - Making the best of an awkward situation

[ichoosefight]

Hey, guys, you know if you need clothes Bianca doesn't need a special office to make or adjust them, right? Just thought I'd remind you all. And I've got some of my sister's clothes if anybody needs 'em. Men's clothes are way easier.

[ Steph knows exactly who she was yesterday, but giving it away right at the start wouldn't be any fun, now would it? Still, she's happy to lend out her clothes and make adjustments so that she has something to wear too. ]

If you don't have anything to wear to pick up new clothes, lemme know. I'll bring you a towel, if nothing else.

And try not to get too excited about your new bodies. They're temporary, remember? [ Side-eyeing you, John. ]

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[hellofist]

[What the fuck.]

Your... sister.

[Translation: bullshit.]

[ichoosefight]

[ Shhhh Cassie shhhhh ]

Yeah, Becka. I talk about her all the time. Still in high school?

Private

[hellofist]

[She purses her lips.

She watches Steph with a very unimpressed look for a very long time.

And then she sighs and switches over to private. Your secret is safe.]

Why lie? What's the point?

[notacomedienne]

Stephen, it's rude to volunteer a lady's services without her permission.

[ichoosefight]

It's also rude to let a bunch of poor boys-turned-girls run around naked and-or bra-less, don't you think?

[notacomedienne]

And the girls turned boys? Shall we let them dash about, flapping in the wind?

[video]

[neverfeltbetter]

[Oh come on Steph, don't be like that. He was just having a little fun.]

Lucky for me, these pants still fit just fine.

[Oh yes, he's rockin' that booty in those leathers just fine, but the shirt, well that's fitting a little tight now, and -awkward- he hasn't really found a bra yet.]

[video]

[ichoosefight]

That's an interesting definition of "fit" you have there.

[ John put on some real people clothes. ]

[video]

[neverfeltbetter]

[These are his real clothes.]

Well at least my mid-drift ain't showin' yet.

[surfaceshine]

Thank christ, someone with some sense.

[Look, this is just all very annoying, okay? Okay. He's no extremely enthusiastic about his irritation - or the thanks - but he is really not looking forward to mealtime with the Barge like this.]

[ichoosefight]

I don't see why nobody's tried to set up a community closet yet. If you've got all the wrong clothes you may as well give them to somebody they'll fit.

[surfaceshine]

Go talk some sense into Iris. I figured clothing was more important than a mani-pedi and spa treatment, but apparently it's optional.

[persecutioncomplex]

[wow who are you you're super cute and new]

Mine's always going to be the same.

[She squeezes her eyes shut and buries her face in her hands, only belatedly aware of how that sounded.]

[ichoosefight]

Always? [ Her eyebrows rise. ] That doesn't seem totally realistic.

[flowergirlpower]

So my human warden has shifted even further down on the evolutionary scale.

You're far uglier this way.

[whoops someone underwent a dramatic personality shift as well.]

[ichoosefight]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[ Yup totally faking memory change. ]

[walkingmeltdown]

Well they may be temporary, but only from a certain perspective.

[ichoosefight]

Is there something you'd like to share with the class?

[ Nobody will judge you if you get a sex change, Derek. No, seriously. ]

[devilinablackdress]

What do you have your sister's clothes for?

[ichoosefight]

We share a closet.

[ Don't question it, Gary. ]

[looseedges]

Okay, that's great, but who the fuck is Bianca?

[notacomedienne]

I am, dearheart.

[ichoosefight]

Is it seriously that hard to send out a message saying "hey, Bianca, I don't know you but can you help me dress myself?"

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[bodilesswarrior]

[Sister.

You know this expression, Stephanie. Wryly skeptical, slightly amused.]

You almost got me, there, but if all we're doing is playing musical sexes, then you really shouldn't have a sister.

Private

[ichoosefight]

[ HAH. But she totally almost did it. ]

I could have a sister, you don't know. I could even obtain a new sister.