15 - Making the best of an awkward situation

[ichoosefight]

Hey, guys, you know if you need clothes Bianca doesn't need a special office to make or adjust them, right? Just thought I'd remind you all. And I've got some of my sister's clothes if anybody needs 'em. Men's clothes are way easier.

[ Steph knows exactly who she was yesterday, but giving it away right at the start wouldn't be any fun, now would it? Still, she's happy to lend out her clothes and make adjustments so that she has something to wear too. ]

If you don't have anything to wear to pick up new clothes, lemme know. I'll bring you a towel, if nothing else.

And try not to get too excited about your new bodies. They're temporary, remember? [ Side-eyeing you, John. ]

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[hellofist]

[What the fuck.]

Your... sister.

[Translation: bullshit.]

[ichoosefight]

[ Shhhh Cassie shhhhh ]

Yeah, Becka. I talk about her all the time. Still in high school?

Private

[hellofist]

[She purses her lips.

She watches Steph with a very unimpressed look for a very long time.

And then she sighs and switches over to private. Your secret is safe.]

Why lie? What's the point?

[notacomedienne]

Stephen, it's rude to volunteer a lady's services without her permission.

Private

[ichoosefight]

[ She never really thought she could fool you, Cass. ]

Call it a new perspective. It's not like I'm going to do anything really bad, just have some fun! [ And she does mean it, really. If things start to get troublesome she'll stop. She doesn't want to actually hurt anyone. ]

[ichoosefight]

It's also rude to let a bunch of poor boys-turned-girls run around naked and-or bra-less, don't you think?

[notacomedienne]

And the girls turned boys? Shall we let them dash about, flapping in the wind?

Private

[hellofist]

This is fun? Pretending to be a boy?

[She's not really one to talk since she was perfectly fine with people assuming she was Batman when it was too dark to tell otherwise, but she never pretended. She was going to be Batman one day, it was practice.]

[ichoosefight]

Use it or lose it, I say.

Private

[ichoosefight]

I'm not pretending! I have the junk to prove it.

[ Steph why are you proud of this ]

[video]

[neverfeltbetter]

[Oh come on Steph, don't be like that. He was just having a little fun.]

Lucky for me, these pants still fit just fine.

[Oh yes, he's rockin' that booty in those leathers just fine, but the shirt, well that's fitting a little tight now, and -awkward- he hasn't really found a bra yet.]

[notacomedienne]

I'll be sure to let 'Mark' know that.

[ichoosefight]

Just keep my name out of it.

[video]

[ichoosefight]

That's an interesting definition of "fit" you have there.

[ John put on some real people clothes. ]

Private

[hellofist]

[And why are you telling Cass about your junk? Nothing about this makes sense.]

Guess we know... you're enjoying yourself, then.

Private

[ichoosefight]

[ WOW WAY TO MAKE ASSUMPTIONS, CASS. ]

Not like that!

Private

[hellofist]

[That takes her a second.]

Tricking people. Not... that.

[Not that she'd necessarily blame Steph for testing out the equipment or anything.]

[surfaceshine]

Thank christ, someone with some sense.

[Look, this is just all very annoying, okay? Okay. He's no extremely enthusiastic about his irritation - or the thanks - but he is really not looking forward to mealtime with the Barge like this.]

Private

[ichoosefight]

[ Welp, guess that makes Steph the pervert. Oh well, what else is new? ]

It's interesting. And it's not hurting anyone.

[ichoosefight]

I don't see why nobody's tried to set up a community closet yet. If you've got all the wrong clothes you may as well give them to somebody they'll fit.

[surfaceshine]

Go talk some sense into Iris. I figured clothing was more important than a mani-pedi and spa treatment, but apparently it's optional.

Private

[hellofist]

[Steph is the pervert, but now Cass is thinking about what her new dick might look like so at least they're on the same page.]

No, you're not. You wouldn't.

[See, she still has faith in you. Always there will be faith that Stephanie will do the right thing.]

Picked a name, yet?

[notacomedienne]

Where's the fun in that?

[notacomedienne]

Have you met Iris, love? Clothing is always optional.

[surfaceshine]

I meant for everyone else.

And sidenote: what the actual fuck.