01 - Video - Introductions

[ichoosefight]

 Hi, err, everybody. I'm guessing I should introduce myself, right?

I'm Stephanie Brown, new warden on the block. I'm guessing the actual wardening part will come later? Anyway, there's not much else to say about me. So... nice to meet you all, I guess.

Comments

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

The kitchen staff put out snack food sometimes, so you might actually be in luck there. Why you'd want to eat them is a mystery all of its own.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Because I'm a teenager and that's how I'm programmed? What kind of weirdo doesn't like Cheez-its?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You're seriously extrapolating 'weirdo' from a dislike of nutritionally void cheesy snacks?

welp, this is going well.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

But they're delicious.

It could be going much worse, this is practically her on best behaviour :c

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Look, all I'm saying is that around here you might wanna save terms like 'weirdo' for the slightly bigger guns.

Case in point. The guy with no fingers who's a little bit too much into sharks? Weird. The three clone girls with the psychic hive mind? Weird. The bride of Dracula? Weird. The bat hybrid kid? Weird. The Marquis de Sade? Weird and creepy.

A difference of opinion on Cheez-Its? Enh.

that's comforting xD

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I think you're missing the part where I'm joking. It's not nice to call people weird just because of a genetic anomaly. Although creepy? Definitely up for grabs.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. I think you missed the part where I very rarely mean anything I say. I will even occasionally eat and enjoy Cheez-Its.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

[ She gasps dramatically. ] You lying harlot. And here I was thinking we couldn't be friends.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I'm an Inmate, it comes with the territory - there's like a daily minimum of evil. Tomorrow I'm gonna have to go and kick my Warden in the crotch or something.

[She finally bothers turning on her video feed, then leans back and waves.]

Shego. Hi.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming your Warden is a guy, because otherwise that's only like... mean. Not nearly evil.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

So says a girl who's either never been kicked in the crotch or has a job that involves wearing armour.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

[ Shrug. ] Or both.

derp let's try that again with US English.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

...

Do you have a job that involves wearing armor?

but UK English is so much more fun...

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

That's for me to know, and you not to test out.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Don't sweat it, generally I try to avoid kicking borderline-strangers in the junk. There's evil and then there's just crazy and random.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I'm from Gotham. It's hard to tell the difference, sometimes.