Stephanie Brown (
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10 - Shiny New Problem Solving Methods
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Hi! So. First off, John's gonna be pissed at me for doing this, so please kindly ignore him until his blood pressure goes back to normal. Quick catch-up for those of you not in the know:
This - [
] - is Scorpius. Hard to miss, right? Real jerk, too. He's your hell-bent-on-genocidal-revenge flavor of inmate.
This - [
] - is our good friend John. Locked in his brain there may or may not (probably not) be information about wormholes.
For whatever reason, Scorpius has decided that he really wants to commit revenge-genocide using - [
] - said wormholes. Presumably for the convenience of dumping a planet into a black hole or something equally insane and terrible.
So, contrary to Dean's theory - [
] - Scorpius is not in fact the stalker ex-boyfriend. He is just blindly, stupidly determined that somehow suctioning this wormhole information out of John's head is literally the only way to get his vastly disproportionate revenge and apparently the only thing he cares about in the whole wide multiverse.
Now, I don't know about you guys, but I've had about enough of Scorpius' crap, and believe you me the crap is escalating. So I'm asking for your help, so that I can help out a friend.
Things that have been tried include - [
] - threats - [
] - blunt trauma - [
] - physical violence - [
] - and yes, logic. None of which have worked so far.
So. Ideas?
[ Steph has brought you here today to show you a little hand-drawn slide-show. She holds the cards up to the camera as she comes to them. ]
Hi! So. First off, John's gonna be pissed at me for doing this, so please kindly ignore him until his blood pressure goes back to normal. Quick catch-up for those of you not in the know:
This - [
] - is Scorpius. Hard to miss, right? Real jerk, too. He's your hell-bent-on-genocidal-revenge flavor of inmate.This - [
] - is our good friend John. Locked in his brain there may or may not (probably not) be information about wormholes.For whatever reason, Scorpius has decided that he really wants to commit revenge-genocide using - [
] - said wormholes. Presumably for the convenience of dumping a planet into a black hole or something equally insane and terrible.So, contrary to Dean's theory - [
] - Scorpius is not in fact the stalker ex-boyfriend. He is just blindly, stupidly determined that somehow suctioning this wormhole information out of John's head is literally the only way to get his vastly disproportionate revenge and apparently the only thing he cares about in the whole wide multiverse.Now, I don't know about you guys, but I've had about enough of Scorpius' crap, and believe you me the crap is escalating. So I'm asking for your help, so that I can help out a friend.
Things that have been tried include - [
] - threats - [
] - blunt trauma - [
] - physical violence - [
] - and yes, logic. None of which have worked so far.So. Ideas?

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[ This is her resources :> ]
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But if he could he would be very disturbed.
It is a difficult thing to disturb him, Steph.]
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That's a lovely, clear presentation there, Steph. This is why you're brilliant, you know.
...oh right, Scorpius. Look, I know this is out of character for me, but we're just going to 'ave to be patient. No one that's carried a fixation around this long's going to drop it quickly. Logic and alternative options and 'aving actual friends'll get to 'im eventually. We all just need to keep on top of 'im and keep 'im out of John's face till it 'appens.
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/butts in because that's what she does
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You know. Other stuff.
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Unless we all agree to pretend he isn't here. Including him. Which isn't actually impossible? But difficult.
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Unless you mean pretending Scorpius doesn't exist, which could potentially be effective if we all did it.
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Well stated, Steph.
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[ Don't laugh you'll only piss of John even more ]
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I think that's the best presentation the Barge has had so far.
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