77,14 - Fourth Wall Day

[ichoosefight]

This is always really bizarre, but kinda cool. So, whoever is watching, this is normal, it happens sometimes here. Probably not to you, unless it's happened before, but if it had you wouldn't be asking. It's nothing to worry about, really.

Stephanie Brown, here. Soon to be Sophomore at Gotham U. Anyone I know out there?

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[stillshinigami]

...Okay this is just getting weird.

Steph! Oi! What're you doin' over there?

[ichoosefight]

Um, my job? Do I know you?

[stillshinigami]

Yeah. Duo. Your boyfriend? Ring any bells?

[Aaaand he's up and walkin'. Where she at?]

[death_becomes]

[Lady D cants her head at her mirror. She doesn't usually get perky, blondes coming through. But then, the girl just explained that.]

I've not heard of this Gotham. Sounds lovely, though.

[ichoosefight]

It's not.

Who're you?

[death_becomes]

I am Lady Death, child. What is so wrong with your home?

Video.

[thenightwatcher.insanejournal.com]

Aay! I was watchin' the game!

[Raph was watching TV, thank you very much. He leans forwards and glares at the screen, his accent a tad thicker due to irritation.]

How'dou even get in there, huh?

Video.

[ichoosefight]

[ askjdfgajshdfgkajshdfgksjhfd this is almost as good as Aslan. ]

Um, sorry! I didn't mean to, honest. It just sort of happened. I'm sure your TV will let you watch the game once this stops?

Video.

[thenightwatcher.insanejournal.com]

Did you do this?

[Taps his TV. Pops out of screen to look behind it, comes back. Hear her out first, then call for Dom. Yeah.]

[bumbumbum]

Stephanie, is that you? I can see you!

[ichoosefight]

Klarion? Hey! I can see you too.

How's, um... [ Oh man she does not remember the name ] the cat thing?

[bumbumbum]

Teekl is doing wonderfully, thank you. How are things in Gotham?

*ahem*

[wontbpatronized]

...yes, Brown. I know who you are, there is no reason to announce yourself over the comm. -tt-.

So unprofessional.

*chokes*

[ichoosefight]

It's called being polite. And professional, because this is my job and I'm supposed to look like I know what I'm doing.

Which I do, by the way. Know what I'm doing.

:D

[wontbpatronized]

Which is why you are announcing your name and where you go to school over the comm. Where everyone can hear. You obviously know what you are doing, so long as it includes potentially rendering your cover completely useless.

[an_abomination]

This is weird.

[ichoosefight]

Totally weird. But cool sometimes. Talk to anyone interesting?

Also, have a bat.

[goddamnbats]

You don't sound like a student. [At first was like MUST SAVE THE STUDENT but then read and is suspicious.]

8D;

[ichoosefight]

You don't... sound like someone who would be asking me about that.

[ Her weird senses are tingling. ]

[knowsaboutanger]

[A little humming as she checks she got it right this time... she's talked to some weird people on her phone by now but she's looking for-

yep, there she is. Kara grins widely.]

Heard you called?

[ichoosefight]

Kara! How's it going?

[stillshinigami]

Hey. Steph.

So is there any special mechanism that lets you go home and makes everyone else stay put?

[ichoosefight]

Um, just the Admiral really.

[fastestjackass]

[A blur goes past the screen and stops suddenly, resolving into Pietro.] Oh hey, is this the Gorgeous Blonde Channel? Turn it up!

[ichoosefight]

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