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ichoosefight) wrote2011-05-16 05:22 pm
ichoosefight) wrote2011-05-16 05:22 pm
54 - Video - Story Time
[ The camera is pointed at the wall at the moment, but not for long. A card is placed against the wall in front of the screen. Narration begins. ]
This is my father. Sadly, biological. You may have met him in a recent flood.
In life, he drank, got into fights, and robbed banks as the Cluemaster.
Sort of like the Riddler, only dumber.
Batman and Robin beat him up and took him to prison. He escaped. Rinse and repeat.
Now he's dead.
If you see him again, don't listen to him, because aside from being really bad at robbing banks and staying out of prison, he is a colossal jerk.
That's all. Thank you.
[ Added later, Private to Bruce ]
Do you want to stalk the blond boy, or should I? Because if you ask me, he's just begging to be stalked.
This is my father. Sadly, biological. You may have met him in a recent flood.
In life, he drank, got into fights, and robbed banks as the Cluemaster.
Sort of like the Riddler, only dumber.
Batman and Robin beat him up and took him to prison. He escaped. Rinse and repeat.
Now he's dead.
If you see him again, don't listen to him, because aside from being really bad at robbing banks and staying out of prison, he is a colossal jerk.
That's all. Thank you.
[ Added later, Private to Bruce ]
Do you want to stalk the blond boy, or should I? Because if you ask me, he's just begging to be stalked.
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By the way, David isn't a problem anymore.
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I noticed. Was he ever really a problem to begin with, though? I mean honestly.
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For another, he apparently has the ability to turn into a lion.
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[ Pause. ] He mentioned other things as well.
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No, it doesn't work that way.
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[ But he doubts, a little. World-Prime. What if- no. No, it can't be. ]
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