37 - Audio - Onwards and Upwards

[ichoosefight]

[ Filtered AWAY from Roman xP ]

It wasn't that bad.

[ Private to PORT FAMIRY ]

I know this is really sappy of me, but I just wanted to let you guys know you were much cooler than my real family. So thanks for not sucking too much.

[ Private to Kirk ]

Especially you. Don't take this the wrong way, but you were kind of an awesome dad.

[ Private to Dick ]

So, we usually get at least a couple days of quiet after ports. Are you up for some hardcore training?

[ Private to Tim ]

Remember any of the words I made up for you? [ Feel free to help me make some up! ]

[ Private to Nygma ]

What exactly are you doing about Roman?

[ Private to Claire ]

How do you feel about milkshakes?

Comments

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Honestly? No, I probably wouldn't. Super secret need-to-know stuff, you understand.

[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

[He shrugs.]

Who gives a shit around here? Besides, hiding a secret identity on a prison ship with a hundred people is like trying to hide a zombie in the kitchen walk-in freezer. Someone's going to see it.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Habit, I would guess. Besides, I've been here a few months already. If it was inevitable, wouldn't you know already?

[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

Me? Probably not. I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

That's probably a good policy, especially in a place like this. [ Avoiding the question like a boss. ]

[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

If you were Wonder Woman, you'd show me the invisible plane, right?

[Totally not letting this go.]

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

How would I do that? It's invisible.

[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

Can't you make it visible? I mean, what happens if you forget where you park it?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

How should I know? I'm not Wonder Woman.

[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

Yeah, okay.

[He releases the controller so he can make air quotes.]

Hypothetically, if you were Wonder Woman, what would you do if you forgot where you parked your invisible plane?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

If I were Wonder Woman I would want a beeper for the stupid thing.

[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

[Long silence.]

If you were Batgirl, would you have sex with Batman or Robin?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

[ Aaaand the controller seems to go flying out of her hands. ]

Uh... don't you think Batman's a little... old?

[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

[Have a look from the screen to her and back again.]

I dunno. Maybe. I always figured Batgirl had a daddy complex.

Robin, huh?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

[ Oh god now she's just staring at him in horror.

Still staring.

Her dad!?

Oh god more staring. ]

What? Uh, yes, Robin for sure.

[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

[Oblivious to the horror over here. He motions to the screen with two hands on the controller.]

You're gonna lose.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

[ She scrambles for the remote, quickly focusing on the game again. ]

Why the fascination?

[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

[Shruuug.]

Who wouldn't want to meet Batgirl and Wonder Woman? Fuck, I'd even want to meet Harley Quinn, and she's a fucking nut.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I guess that fair. I always wanted to meet Batman and Robin.

[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

Batman's on my list, but Robin didn't make the cut. Something about seeing him played by Chris O'Donnell makes me wanna punch him in the balls.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Who's Chris O'Donnell?

[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

That douchebag from Scent of a Woman. Did you ever see that? Let me tell you, if I were Al Pacino, I'da tried to shot O'Donnell, not myself.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't. Is he really that bad? Because when I was in high school, Robin was hot.

[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

I'm a dude. I see shitty acting before I see sex appeal.

Unless we're talking about Angelina Jolie.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I mean in real life. He was pretty cute.