ichoosefight: (wary)
[ Warden Filter ]

So uh, who all has had their inmate switched without warning? Just curious.

[ Private to Blonsky ]

I'm not sure why, but... I guess I'm not your warden anymore. But you know you can still talk to me if you ever want to, right?

[ Private to Self ]

At least it wasn't on my birthday.
ichoosefight: (//toddler// but but sadface)
[ Steph found herself a mirror after some initial stumbling around because suddenly she is tiny. Tiny and in somebody else's house. Okay, she knows what's going on, but that doesn't mean she's happy about it. She's seven. ]

You have got to be kidding me.

[ She struggles to find something else to say to sum up this situation, but she's got nothing. The feed ends on the Most Distressed Seven Year Old Face. ]
ichoosefight: (🌹 looking down)
[ Warden Filter ]

I found Bea upstairs, in the warden only area. Not sure how she got in there, but she said she came in behind someone else. The other possibility is that she stole someone's item. Anybody missing theirs? Please tell me we aren't seriously that oblivious.

Honestly guys. There's something really wrong here. Things are going wrong left and right and nobody's around to notice? Where have we all been? I've been covering for Arthur in the library, and keeping an eye on the Master, but honestly? That's not good enough. What about the rest of us? A gun goes off, somebody should hear it. Maybe we should have the unassigned wardens on hall patrol or something. Toshiko was right, we can do better than this. We're supposed to be in charge here. We can't just wait to hear about things on this network, we need to be paying attention to what's happening around us.

And while I'm on the subject, can we agree that if we can't handle a weapon, for any reason, we shouldn't have it? And if anyone decides to shoot their inmate because they want to, there should really be consequences. Like, counseling at least. I'm sure nobody wants to hear this from me seeing as I've been here, what, a month? But at least humor me. I'm a reasonable person when I try real hard. If I'm missing something, let me know.
ichoosefight: (fond)
[ Private to Donny Donowitz ]

I don't really know what to say about... all that, except... [ she looks thoughtfully off to the side and smiles, ] I actually had a lot of fun. Only based on my own experience, I'm guessing the guy I met wasn't the real you. So, unless you're completely grossed out by everything that happened, I'd sort of like to get to meet the real you. What do you think, too weird?

[ Public ]

So. About that. I hope you boys enjoyed the 'show', because it will never. Happen. Again. And you better be careful what you say to me for the next day or two, because I've been told I have a mean right hook.

[ Despite the threats, she doesn't really seem that bothered by the whole thing. In fact, she's got a bit of a lingering smile. It grows into a full on grin as she turns around and picks up this little number, showing it to the screen. ]

Oh, and Shego? I, uh, made this for you. I'd keep it as a souvenir except [ she starts snickering, ] it's not really my color.




[ooc | Looking back, I feel it should be clarified that Stephanie Brown has not slept with any of you. Ever. She's just an awful tease ;D ]

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