30 - Audio, Video - Let me just get out my Batgirl-Mobile-Communicator

[ichoosefight]

[ Audio ]

Hello? Is this on?

[ Video ]

[ A very surprised looking Yvonne Craig redhead in a surprisingly cheap looking Batgirl costume appears on screen. ] Oh! There it goes.

I don't know who you are, what you're doing, or how I got here, but you won't get away with this! Not if I have anything to say about it!

... [ But hey, she's not tied up, locked in, drugged, injured, or even messy-haired, so maybe this isn't the work of some nefarious villain! ]

Batman? Can you hear me? Are you out there? Hello?

Anybody?

Comments

[yeehawkiller.livejournal.com]

Someone's poisoned the waterhole!

cobrajack

[requiresssacrifice]

Ssssilence! How did you find out about Operation: Water Moccassssin?

cobrajack!

[yeehawkiller.livejournal.com]

[A yonder scoundrel!]

Reach for the sky!

cobrajack!

[requiresssacrifice]

Never! [Hsssss. This must be a new Joe.] You will feel the ssswift ssstrike... OF COBRA!

cobrajack!

[yeehawkiller.livejournal.com]

This town ain't big enough for the two of us!

cobrajack!

[requiresssacrifice]

Which isss why YOU will be eradicated in the name of Cobra.

DESTRO! [Murmuring aside:] Where is Desssstro.

cobrajack!

[yeehawkiller.livejournal.com]

...

...

...

There's a snake in my boots!

cobrajack!

[requiresssacrifice]

And he will ssstrike ssswiftly!!

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

What? That's horrible! Do you have any other clues?

[yeehawkiller.livejournal.com]

There's a snake in my boots!

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

...That doesn't seem like much of a clue. Don't worry, I'll get to the bottom of this.

[yeehawkiller.livejournal.com]

You're my favourite deputy!!

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

[ Awwwww. ]

Don't worry, Batgirl is on the case.

[yeehawkiller.livejournal.com]

Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

[peektuttut]

[What what what is this what]

Uh - Steph?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Who's Steph? And for that matter, who are you?

[peektuttut]

[Sweet baby Jesus. That isn't even Babs in there, is it? Tim is just. Frowning.]

Uh - my name is Tim. Who are you?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I'm Batgirl. It's very nice to meet you, Tim, but I really should be figuring out where I am.

[peektuttut]

[...Oh God facepalming so hard. SO HARD.] Right - uh - you're on the barge. Don't worry, it's safe. You're, uh. Under the effects of what we call a flood. It'll only last a couple days, then everything'll go back to normal.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

A flood? Is that some sort of drug? Who's responsible for this?

[peektuttut]

No, it's not. It's more like magic. And we usually blame the Admiral's terrible driving.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

So I'm here by accident? That's a relief, I suppose.

[peektuttut]

Right. And you'll go back home in a few days.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

A few days, huh... I think I can last until then.

You haven't seen Batman around, have you? He hasn't answered my call.

[peektuttut]

...No, I haven't. He might not have shown up.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Robin and I will keep looking for him anyway.

Thanks for the help, Tim. If you ever need help, you know who to call!

[peektuttut]

[Oh Dear God Robin what.]

...Right. I do. Thanks.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

[ And with a winning smile and a flourish of her cape, she's off. Both Batgirl and Robin are on a Mission to find out who poisoned the water supply! With lots of exclamation marks! ]

[peektuttut]

[And possibly a bam biff pow!]

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

[ Those'll have to wait until tomorrow, when they solve the mystery and Save the Day! BAM! BIFF! POW! ]

[batmanschmatman]

Holy fortunate circumstances! Batgirl, is that you?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Robin! Thank goodness. I was beginning to worry that I was all alone here! Do you have any clue how we got here?

[batmanschmatman]

No, not yet. Have you seen seen Batman around anywhere?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I haven't heard a peep from him. I'm beginning to worry he might not be here at all...

[batmanschmatman]

That's impossible! He's gotta be around here somewhere!

<- oh why the hell not

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

We'd better take a look around just to be sure. This boy Tim assures me that we haven't been kidnapped. Maybe whatever accident brought us here brought him somewhere else... he could be in trouble!

lololol oh god xD

[batmanschmatman]

Groovy! I can try getting in touch with him too. Maybe he just missed your transmission.

>w>

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

That's a good idea, Boy Wonder. Best to double check.

[ She lowers her voice to a stage whisper. ]

I'm concerned about the water supply. I overheard somebody talking about poison. Maybe we should check it out once we find Batman.

[batmanschmatman]

Gosh Batgirl, maybe we should go check that out soon. It could be serious trouble.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Batman may already be on the case! Maybe if we follow the trail, we'll find him, too.

[batmanschmatman]

Holy deduction skills Batgirl, you could be right! Let's go find the no good scoundrel who poisoned the water supply.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

We should meet up. Just let me activate my Batgirl-locator device so we can find each other.

[batmanschmatman]

I'm standing by.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

And I'm on my way! I'll see you soon, Robin.

[batmanschmatman]

See you soon!