09 - Video - This is blasphemy

[ichoosefight]

[ Have a bored looking Steph resting her chin on top of a book - Idylls of the King, as chance would have it, and recently finished too - and staring morosely into space. Tired of books, Steph? It's okay, it happens. You'll just have to find something else to entertain you. ]

I miss homework. It made not doing anything so much more satisfying.

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[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

But there are surely many places on the barge that you can clean? [Whoops, Victor's olde timey radar has interpreted homework as housework.]

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Why on earth would I be cleaning anything? I'm a college student, not a janitor. [ Hey Victor, your sexism is showing xD ]

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

You did not lament the lack of home work? [Well, at least he kind of gets the pants thing now? :c]

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

[ Blink. Blink. ]

'Homework' and 'housework' are two different things.

[ Progress! ]

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

Oh. [Pause.] What is the nature of this homework? [Crazy future things.]

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Uh, when teachers give you work to do between classes to make sure you understand the material? Like writing a paper or answering questions.

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

So you wish for more study for the mind? Surely there will be those on board who can assign you such tasks.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Well, it's a little different. I want something I should be doing so that I can procrastinate. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

This does not bode well if you are to have an inmate.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

It's called a joke. I know the difference between what's important and what isn't.

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

I am unsure as to how I was meant to know of this distinction.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Well, for one thing, nobody likes to do homework, but it gets done eventually. And for another thing, if I weren't at least a little responsible I wouldn't be here, right?

[charmedandperky.livejournal.com]

Ok, you have an essay due on 'What You Did Over The Summer'. Expecting it by Tuesday.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Awesome. I'll start thinking about what to write Tuesday morning.

[charmedandperky.livejournal.com]

Glad I could help!

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Hopefully not doing work will be enough to sate the boredom for another two weeks until the next time I'm not assigned an inmate.

[charmedandperky.livejournal.com]

...You know the Master?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Sort of? I call him Bob. Less awkward.

[charmedandperky.livejournal.com]

I call him Sparky, but yeah.

He hasn't been given a warden. How good are you at handling yourself?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

In what conditions? I can fight, if that's what you mean.

[charmedandperky.livejournal.com]

I mean, can you take on a guy who's already killed a cop, is what I mean. He's sick now, but he's already been passed over at least twice.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

If I'm ready for him, then yeah, I can. You're looking for someone to keep an eye on him?

[charmedandperky.livejournal.com]

My new inmate is somebody who likes the drama, so I wouldn't be able to do it myself.

Just keep him from doing it again.

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[grayatonement]

I'm sure we could find something to occupy your time.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Oh? What did you have in mind?