Stephanie Brown (
ichoosefight) wrote2015-05-24 08:51 pm
26 - said the joker to the thief
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[ Nobody should be surprised to find that Steph has spent most of this vacation at cafes. Now she's tucked in a quiet corner of one, where nobody is likely to eavesdrop on her conversations. In front of her is a newspaper in English. ]
We've been here a grand total of what, four days? In that time, reportedly, the crime rate in the city has almost tripled.
[ She raises her eyebrows at the camera with an almost motherly look. She has no doubts as to who's responsible. ]
Of course, that tidbit is tucked in between multiple pages of cracked theories about the Eiffel Tower, aliens and terrorists. Still, I have to ask - what exactly is the point? I mean, it's not like it's supply stores and gun shops being robbed.
[ That would make sense, being something useful outside of, you know, Earth. Even if for whatever reason someone couldn't get anyone to pay actual money for it. ]
Do we have a bunch of newbies who don't know that we don't use money on the barge?
[ Nobody should be surprised to find that Steph has spent most of this vacation at cafes. Now she's tucked in a quiet corner of one, where nobody is likely to eavesdrop on her conversations. In front of her is a newspaper in English. ]
We've been here a grand total of what, four days? In that time, reportedly, the crime rate in the city has almost tripled.
[ She raises her eyebrows at the camera with an almost motherly look. She has no doubts as to who's responsible. ]
Of course, that tidbit is tucked in between multiple pages of cracked theories about the Eiffel Tower, aliens and terrorists. Still, I have to ask - what exactly is the point? I mean, it's not like it's supply stores and gun shops being robbed.
[ That would make sense, being something useful outside of, you know, Earth. Even if for whatever reason someone couldn't get anyone to pay actual money for it. ]
Do we have a bunch of newbies who don't know that we don't use money on the barge?

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This is why we can't have nice things.
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[This is because she may in fact have slipped back in time six months to have Barbara's adapted Harley custom made. She's just not admitting that.]
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[It's easy for him to keep a straight face these days. That's just what his face does now.
But the tone matches anyway.]
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[ She scoffs, as though she might be offended by the implication. ]
Credit fraud takes way longer to hit the news.
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'Scuse me?
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Should we even bother searching 'em for that when they get back on board?
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...Hell, I hope they're stealing art. We could use some cheer around the Barge.
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