25 - So far sideways it's upside down

[ichoosefight]

[ Private to Boyd ]

Hi. So I'm Steph, I'm your temporary warden for the month. I know things have gone completely insane, so it must be Thursday, but I intend to keep doing what I can. So if you need anything or you run into any trouble, let me know. In Gotham we specialize in crazy, so I'm sure I can come up with something.

Comments

[demolitions]

Leavin' aside for the moment the questionable authority of this month's pairings, what can you possibly do for me Warden that I can't already do for myself?

[Provided of course, his new-found powers last for a while.]

[ichoosefight]

I could kick your ass into next week with hardly a thought. Use your imagination.

[demolitions]

By all means, you go ahead and try it and then what's gonna happen to you, if you do that with no provocation on my part? Unless you don't mind demotion and not gettin' your deal.

[ichoosefight]

Uh huh. Cool it, cowboy. Let's at least pretend to try not to get drunk on power.

[demolitions]

Maybe you might wanna consider takin' your own advice instead of threatin' people with unjustified bodily harm.

[ichoosefight]

It's not a threat, it's a statement about my qualifications.

[demolitions]

Kickin' an inmate's ass because they asked you a simple, innocuous question? Now, that is one stellar qualification, I must say—for Guantanamo Bay, not this prison.

[ichoosefight]

I really will kick your ass if you don't stop acting like one. Geez, you'd think a girl never suggested she might physically hurt you before.

[demolitions]

Again, maybe you should embrace that advice yourself, seein' as how the shoe fits so well it might be custom made.

[Uh oh, button pushing.]

I don't hit a woman, not for any reason, but she's free to hit me if she has cause to do so. You don't have cause, you're just a playground bully and I don't have the inclination or time to spare waitin' for you to grow up little girl.

[ichoosefight]

Wow. [ The button pushing is so obvious at this point that she actually has to restrain a laugh. ] Man, you are seriously gonna get your ass kicked. Better not let Ivy hear you talk like that. She loves an open invitation.

[demolitions]

[He on the other hand laughs outright.]

Oh, so you're gonna threaten me with who, your big sister now? I think the question you might want to ponder is, why exactly you feel so threatened by me.

[ichoosefight]

There is so much wrong with that statement I don't even know where to start. Other than "dear god no."

[demolitions]

If I might be so bold, I would suggest that in the future, if you wanna have any credibility at all, you might wanna refrain from all this suggestion of violence. I'd appreciate it if you spent the rest of the month not wastin' my time, Warden.

[Hanging up now.]

[ichoosefight]

Men.

[ Ugh. ]