06 - Just give me something to fight for

[ichoosefight]

[ Video ]

[ Steph is in the gym. From the look of her she's already gotten a bit of a workout, but she's raring to go for more. ]

I'm in the market for some sparring partners. I want to start training again. I'm pretty out of practice. I mean, three months ago I was training with Batman, so take that as you will, but I'm out of practice.

I don't have any of my own weapons, obviously, but if anybody wants to practice with weapons I'm sure I can get some from the supply closet. I'm talking serious training here, not just playing around.

So... if anybody wants to spar right now, you can see I'm in the gym. So bring it!

[ Private to Bruce Banner ]

[ This message is quieter, more serious. ]

I don't want to talk to therapists anymore. I don't like it, and I don't think it's helping me.

Comments

[fire_punk]

I don't want to think about a bunch of guys doing that! Especially not around you.

[ichoosefight]

Who said anything about a bunch of guys? Last I checked you're the only one of the ship with rainstorm powers.

[fire_punk]

[Steph. Please, say you didn't just go there. Please.]

What does that have to do with you doing a strip tease?

[ichoosefight]

[ Remember who you're talking to. ]

Think about it. I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually.

[ And then she gets to see your face. ]

[fire_punk]

[He doesn't have to think about it very long and his face shows his reaction. Steph, even when he watches porn, it's vanilla. You've just scarred him for life!]

Steph! That's just...! [Wrong, gross, sick... Take your pick. You get to pay for the bleach he'll be pouring on his brain to get rid of that image.]

[ichoosefight]

Oh my god. I'm dating a prude.

[fire_punk]

[Good job, Steph. Now you made him blush, too.]

I'm not a prude, Steph!

[ichoosefight]

Who doesn't want to see their girlfriend strip for them? A prude, that's who.

[ She grins wickedly. ]

[fire_punk]

[Wait. Wait. What?! That's not what he was objecting to!]

I didn't say I didn't want to see you... [He's just making this worse, isn't he?]

That's not what I said was gross.

[ichoosefight]

What kind of rainstorm did you think I was talking about, exactly?

[ She's pretty sure she knows. ]

[fire_punk]

Do I really have to say it? [See those puppy eyes? Don't make him say it.]

[ichoosefight]

I haven't the slightest idea what you could mean.

[ Say iiiiiiit ]

CW: sexual content

[fire_punk]

Fine.

private

I thought you meant that much... cum. [Now he's really blushing.]

Private;

[ichoosefight]

[ She purses her lips, trying to restrain the grin. ]

Now who's got the dirty mind?

Private;

[fire_punk]

You said you could start a rainstorm by stripping. What else would that mean?

Private;

[ichoosefight]

It means I've got you wrapped around my little finger.

Private;

[fire_punk]

Sometimes you're a little scary. You know that?

Private;

[ichoosefight]

I promise to only use my powers for good.

Private;

[fire_punk]

Somehow, that's not helping. [He's teasing. But did you really have to scar his mind like that?]

Private;

[ichoosefight]

Would it help if I made it rain?

Private;

[fire_punk]

Maybe if you made it rain bleach.

Private;

[ichoosefight]

Spoilsport.

[ She sticks her tongue out at him and shuts off the feed. ]