90,27 - Fourth Wall Day Strikes Back

[ichoosefight]

[ Video ]

[ The feed opens on a doll, two white eyes in a black face with a purple hood. A hand can be seen moving the arm so that the doll waves. ]

Hello, outside world! [ The comm falls over and Steph picks it up to show her whole face this time. She just got out of the infirmary, and she’s feeling a lot better now. Another day or so and she’ll be good as new. There’s just one problem. ]

I’m bored. I’ve decided, pool party for sure. I’d make it a gym party if I thought that wouldn’t be completely lame.

So who all is out there this time around? Anybody I know?

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[ichoosefight]

I'm, uh... recovering? I've been [ Dead ] sick.

Oh, it's sort of complicated, I'm probably still in Gotham right now even though I'm here on the barge. It's a space-time thing. [ You should be used to that by now, right? ]

[batsitter]

[MAMA BEAR MODE:] Hot soup and at least eight hours bed rest before any parties.

[ichoosefight]

I've had about a hundred and twenty hours of bed rest, Alfred. But some hot soup doesn't sound too bad. [ Her stomach is feeling better now, but she bets Alfred makes the best soup. ]

So hey, how's stuff at home?

[batsitter]

[Pfft they all say that and then one finds the beds vacated and the costumes gone.] Everyone retires to bed quite early, as usual.

[ichoosefight]

[ But six days Alfred! One can only death toll for so long. ]

You know what they say. Early to bed, early to rise... something. Though I don't think they meant early in the morning when they made that saying.

[batsitter]

I'm quite certain they didn't consider our particular vocation. Do get well soon, miss.

[ichoosefight]

Thanks, Alfred. I will.