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[ichoosefight]

"I'm not here right now, but leave me a message and I'll call you right back!"

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[born_this_wayne]

maybe i was just humoring you

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[ichoosefight]

and here i thought you didn't have a sense of humor

[ See what she did there? ]

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[born_this_wayne]

grayson's fault. i think he's contagious.

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[ichoosefight]

[ Oh. Now she misses Dick. :( ]

next thing we know you'll start being nice to people.

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[born_this_wayne]

[you and him both steph]

don't count on it brown.

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[ichoosefight]

clearly you have never done improv, or you would know that counting on anything is the first thing you DON'T do.

have you ever played rooftop tag with cass?

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[born_this_wayne]

[no but he'd like to]

no

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[ichoosefight]

[ Oh man, and with the limited playing field that the Box provides, too. ]

are you familiar with the concept of tag?

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[born_this_wayne]

you chase each other, right?

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[ichoosefight]

no weapons involved

[ she is not playing tag with you if you're going to stab her. ]

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[born_this_wayne]

[well that makes it less interesting. ]

hn. and what happens when I win?

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[ichoosefight]

i make you waffles.

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[born_this_wayne]

pass.

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[ichoosefight]

are you seriously turning down fresh, home-cooked food? i have a magic fridge you know.

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[born_this_wayne]

i don't like waffles.

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[ichoosefight]

have you tried them with m&ms?

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[born_this_wayne]

of course not.

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[ichoosefight]

you will love it

if you don't love it i will keep trying until you do

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[born_this_wayne]

i don't want it. give it to someone else.

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[ichoosefight]

<how do you know you don't want them if you've never tried them?

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[born_this_wayne]

it doesn't sound like an even remotely nutritious meal.

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[ichoosefight]

the best things never are! it's called comfort food for a reason.

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[born_this_wayne]

[listen sally teaching him to have fun is one thing. changing his diet is something else entirely.]

not interested. give it to someone else.

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[ichoosefight]

fine be that way but i don't have much else to offer

you can't have my coffee.

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[born_this_wayne]

that's not very charitable of you, brown.