67,04 - Letters from the Editor

[ichoosefight]

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[ Originally this was intended to be a draft, gone over and then filtered. She hit the send button with her elbow when she took a break to put her head in her hands and sigh happily. All of the strikes are readable, they were left in case Steph decided to use them after all. ]

Dear Admiral:

I don't want to know if you read my diary, so

Do you like me? Circle one :)

Yes

No

P.S. ONLY CIRCLE ONE!!! No cookies!

Cookies also an acceptable answer

I prefer dark chocolate

This is never going to work this is dumb



[ The rest of the page is covered in doodled hearts. A minute later: ]

[ Text - Private to the Admiral ]

DON'T ANSWER!!! This was all a mistake typo misunderstanding practical joke! I'm still in love with Tim! So there!

[ Lies, lies, so many lies. ]

Comments

audio forever;

[plays]

It's hilarious. In addition, it's adorable.

[ichoosefight]

Yeah, well-!

[ Okay, she doesn't really have a ocmeback for that. ]

Like you've never had a crush before.

[plays]

That's quite an assumption, dear, and crush or not I generally manage to avoid humiliating myself.

[ichoosefight]

We'll see how long that lasts here.

[plays]

Oooh, want to make a bet?

[ichoosefight]

No, I want people to stop teasing me. Is that really so much to ask for?

[plays]

Well, considering you gave such an easy opening...

[ichoosefight]

You're taking advantage of an innocent, helpless little girl. [ Pssssshyeahright. ]

[plays]

Little flowers that are too delicate get weeded out anyway.

[Sympathy: he Has Not Got It.]

[ichoosefight]

You're heartless.

[zeitgeists]

If you're getting the vapors, I'm sure I can find something to substitute for smelling salts.