ichoosefight | 61 - Video

[ Obviously all of these messages were meant to be audio, because at the moment Steph is changing clothes. Into her batsuit. Let the record show that her bra does not have any bats on it. Her underwear is all up in your faces. ]

[ Private to Elle ]

Hey! Howie sent me. Long story short, I'm on your side and our mission is to keep Sveta alive. And preferably everyone else, but that might be a touch difficult.

[ Private to Dally ]

Inmate of mine! Fallen down any stairs today? Just check in, if you don't mind. I think I'm a few good falls from a broken ankle.

[ Public ]

Okay, so I know it seems bad now, but look on the bright side! I don't think anybody's died. With all the people falling down stairs and burning themselves on the stove, we have yet to have a casualty that I know of.

[ Private to Friends ]

How many times do you think you can fall out of, off of, or over things before you break something? Just so I can keep count.

[ Steph and Gravity already had a long-standing rivalry. Bad luck just makes it comically bad. ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

It's not punishment if it's the only way to stop her! And yeah, I heard what she said. She said that I did something to her and that I deserve what she's done. That is what she said to me. If she's not evil, then she's plain crazy.

I may have to go to Zero to damp MY powers because of what she's done. Do you know how scared I am of that place? It shows up in my nightmares, okay? But I'll do it, for the safety of people I mostly don't even know.

And if it's good enough for me...

[ And now she's shouting. ]

What the hell are you talking about? I'm stuck somewhere else. I already promised not to do anything to the crazy bitch. But she deserves to be thrown under the power damper and locked up until she gets over herself.

You're just so wrapped up in must-protect-Sveta that it's turned you into a reactionary asshole. Go to Hell. You, and her.

[feed cuts]

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