61 - Video - Bad luck

[ichoosefight]

[ Obviously all of these messages were meant to be audio, because at the moment Steph is changing clothes. Into her batsuit. Let the record show that her bra does not have any bats on it. Her underwear is all up in your faces. ]

[ Private to Elle ]

Hey! Howie sent me. Long story short, I'm on your side and our mission is to keep Sveta alive. And preferably everyone else, but that might be a touch difficult.

[ Private to Dally ]

Inmate of mine! Fallen down any stairs today? Just check in, if you don't mind. I think I'm a few good falls from a broken ankle.

[ Public ]

Okay, so I know it seems bad now, but look on the bright side! I don't think anybody's died. With all the people falling down stairs and burning themselves on the stove, we have yet to have a casualty that I know of.

[ Private to Friends ]

How many times do you think you can fall out of, off of, or over things before you break something? Just so I can keep count.

[ Steph and Gravity already had a long-standing rivalry. Bad luck just makes it comically bad. ]

Comments

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[batmanschmatman]

[Steph. Saying stuff like that just wakes him up more. :|]

What's going on?

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Not much, just a whole lot of tripping. In fact, just stay in bed. I'm pretty sure it's impossible to trip over anything when you're lying in bed.

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[batmanschmatman]

Is it a flood?

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

No, apparently a warden came back with powers she didn't realize she had and... sort of cursed the entire barge.

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[batmanschmatman]

... What? [URGE TO DO SOMETHING, RISING.]

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Everybody is tripping over everything. To demonstrate: I just tripped over...

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A notebook. On my floor. Christ.

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[batmanschmatman]

You okay?

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Lucky me, I keep falling on different body parts.

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[batmanschmatman]

Don't go anywhere, I'm gonna come help -

[And that very heavy "thud" was Dick trying to get out of bed and collapsing on the floor instead. Aristotle is probably barking. BABYSITTER HUMAN, WHY SO CLUMSY.]

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

...Dick, go back to sleep.

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[batmanschmatman]

[He totally already is. :c]