40 - Video - Please DON'T tell me you love me

[ichoosefight]

[ Private to Blonsky ]

[ Steph has appeared on video to show you just how concerned she looks. She's worried about Blonsky after her talk with Hoffman. Suspicion levels high. ]

Hey, so, uh... I've been talking to some people, and it sounds like some weird stuff is going on.

Anything you want to talk to me about?

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[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

[ Only that he LOVES YOU WITH ALL THE UNDYING FIBERS OF HIS HEART and has probably been stalking you all day, goddamn you flood. ]

Not really.

How're you? I think that black skull bloke left, so that's good.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

...

Wait, what!?

[ This is news to her, and as such distracts her from any stalking. ]

Since when?

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[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I just went looking for him and I couldn't find him.

[ Because Steph doesn't like him, so the natural solution is to find the fucker and punch his face in. ]

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

That... is possibly even better news than "Batman's alive".

[ Aww, what a sweetheart. ]

I wonder why nobody announced it...

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[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

They might not have noticed.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Well thanks for finding out. That is such a load off.

...

Hey, wait, you're distracting me! I think there might be a flood on.

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[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

What're you talking about?

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Somebody told me he was having some strange feelings, he suspected it might be the Admiral's work. Anything different the last day or two?

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[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

I...

Nope, not really.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Well, good. Maybe it isn't a flood after all. [ Maybe Hoffman's just gay for his warden. ]

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[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

...out of curiosity, if this was a flood, which would it be? I mean, something weird must have happened, right?

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Oh, um... [ She doesn't want to reveal the specific circumstances that were relayed to her... ]

Something to do with falling in love, or something.

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[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

[ Yeah. At this point it becomes preeeeetty obvious that Blonsky is hiding something (HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR YOU STEPH). ]

Well, it's a good thing that I don't feel anything like that at all for you.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

...Blonsky, are you forgetting the part where I was trained by Batman? I can tell you're hiding something. Talk to me.

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[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

I'm telling you, I'm fine. Don't worry, my sweet.

[ oh FUCK ]

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Your what.

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[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

Nothing.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Blonsky. Please tell me you didn't just say what I think you just said.

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[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

I didn't say what you think I said. Honestly, dear, you're imagining things.

[ OH GODDAMMIT, NOT AGAIN. ]

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Blonsky? Darling? I think maybe we could use a little time apart. Like, say until the end of whatever this is?

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[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

Are you sure about that? I don't think that's a good idea.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

...Why not?

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[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

I want to be with you!

[ Yeah, he's total shit at this 'hide the fact that I'm affected' thing. ]

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I just think we need a little time apart to, uh, re-evaluate our relationship.

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[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

No, we're perfectly fine.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

We were fine. Right up until you called me 'dear'.

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[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

You're imagining things.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

...Prove it.